SKY BOX COMMENTARY from ASIA, KENDY and GENESIS

Asia: (softly speaking while background music of Gloria Estefan’s “Conga” is playing) We are here for the last time in the skybox discussing the final question and answer. So girls… (turning to Chenes and Kendy) what do you think of the final 5 so far? Any favorites?
Kendy: I’m so happy to be here in the skybox because they were going to send me to the parking lot again to interview the parking attendant.
Chenes: I’m so glad to be here because I can see better… I forgot my glasses at home and I’m farsighted… or am I nearsighted?
Asia: (with a blank look on her face) the candidates… hello…
Kendy: Oh yes! I like the questions. They’re very socially aware and ethically responsible. But I think Miss Ukraine got her answer from someone else who won another pageant… ME!!! THAT WAS MY ANSWER FOR QUEEN USA 2005!!!
Asia: GASP! Do you mean Ukraine stole your answer...that BITCH! What a disgrace...I hope the judges read this blog to get the dirt on that bleach blonde thief!!!!!!
Chenes: TRUE! TRUE! Well… I feel bad for Miss Indonesia. I think she froze. She was more concerned about the big hole in the back of her gown than the answer she was giving.
Asia: AND did you see the double stick tape on the side of Miss Japans dress?!!! Tragedy! Anyway… let’s see who is this years MISS UNIBARSE!!! Nicole… back to you!
(Muted voice during screen transition because the commentators thought the microphone was already off: voice 1, “Oh my gosh! Did you see the kind of food they were serving backstage?, voice 2, “If I was one of those girls I would have sung a song, judges love that… ‘I believe the children are our future!!!’’”, voice 3, “Do you think we can take home the extra goodie bags?”)
Stumble It!









Beautiful and exotic PUERTO RICO ends her quest for the MISS UNIBARSE title as she packs her bags and leaves the competition after a very competitive evening gown competition.





