TOKYO RISING: SEPTEMBER 17, 2007
"Welcome back! Oh my goodness, everyone, I think I’ve turned Lebanese! What a fabulous cover shoot segment that wa..s..what (whispering to her ear piece) ??!?"
(Assistant cues Ace on correct location on earpiece) "Pssst, Ace, we are in Japan...
"oh...take 2! Welcome back! Oh my goodness, everyone, I think I’ve turned Japanese! OHIOOOOOO everyone! What a fabulous cover shoot segment that was!" Even though there were several wardrobe malfunction (what can you do with “live” telecast, sort of) it was still a fantastic segment.
So, here is my top ten faves for the cover shoot in no particular order:
Chile – is soooooooo spicy! Muy deliciosa! Esta una diosa de sabor!
Venezuela – she can pass as USA’s sister but her hazel eyes makes you wonder whats behind it… its not about her brain… I mean it makes you want to know her more.
Germany – she looks in the distance and you want to look too.
Palau – you would not think she can kick your padunkadunk to the curb, huh? Just look at that coy smile. But she really can kick your padunkadunk if you look at her wrong.
India – too darn cute! That playful smile is infectious… in a good way. Not like a cold sore or anything like that.
USA – classic good looks in a modern mini-kimono, what can go wrong!
Aruba – that creamy caramel skin makes her look edible! But not really because she’s plastic.
Mauritius – with those rare violet eyes and Brooke Shields type eyebrows, she
commands your attention… or else, she’ll whack you with a beer bottle.
Nicaragua – she gave you MAIZE in the costume competition, now she’s serving you SUSHI Ninja style!
Dominican Republic – HOT CHOCOLATE! (Wow, what’s with all the food reference. I think I’m hungry.)
And there you have it. My Top 10 favorites. Who will fast track to the next round?
Let me see if I can find out after my date with one of the backstage choreographers of the show...till then, this is Ace Yang reporting from the new Unibarse Headquarters in Nagiyera Kamitodai Spa, Resort, Conference Center and Shabu-Shabu.
Stumble It!
(Assistant cues Ace on correct location on earpiece) "Pssst, Ace, we are in Japan...
"oh...take 2! Welcome back! Oh my goodness, everyone, I think I’ve turned Japanese! OHIOOOOOO everyone! What a fabulous cover shoot segment that was!" Even though there were several wardrobe malfunction (what can you do with “live” telecast, sort of) it was still a fantastic segment.
So, here is my top ten faves for the cover shoot in no particular order:
Chile – is soooooooo spicy! Muy deliciosa! Esta una diosa de sabor!
Venezuela – she can pass as USA’s sister but her hazel eyes makes you wonder whats behind it… its not about her brain… I mean it makes you want to know her more.
Germany – she looks in the distance and you want to look too.
Palau – you would not think she can kick your padunkadunk to the curb, huh? Just look at that coy smile. But she really can kick your padunkadunk if you look at her wrong.
India – too darn cute! That playful smile is infectious… in a good way. Not like a cold sore or anything like that.
USA – classic good looks in a modern mini-kimono, what can go wrong!
Aruba – that creamy caramel skin makes her look edible! But not really because she’s plastic.
Mauritius – with those rare violet eyes and Brooke Shields type eyebrows, she
commands your attention… or else, she’ll whack you with a beer bottle.
Nicaragua – she gave you MAIZE in the costume competition, now she’s serving you SUSHI Ninja style!
Dominican Republic – HOT CHOCOLATE! (Wow, what’s with all the food reference. I think I’m hungry.)
And there you have it. My Top 10 favorites. Who will fast track to the next round?
Let me see if I can find out after my date with one of the backstage choreographers of the show...till then, this is Ace Yang reporting from the new Unibarse Headquarters in Nagiyera Kamitodai Spa, Resort, Conference Center and Shabu-Shabu.
Stumble It!
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