'Fruity' Fashion Police Charges Fashion Felony on 3 Miss Unibarse Delegates

Rico here reporting the latest on Miss Unibarse —yes the doll pageant. In case you don’t already know, Pauly & I have been asked to judge Miss U because… well… we’re two flaming homos in dire need of more rinestones in our fagulous tiara of gayness.

(Wow, if I only had a nickel for each superlative I crank out…:)

We just received word that a few more contestants have already arrived at Haneda International Airport in Tokyo, the location of the event of the miniature contest. Always the stunner, we saw Miss Unibarse South Africa virtually gliiiiide down the tarmac. Work it!!

Unfortunately, when South Africa left so did all the class. I’m not sure what was going on in the empty heads of the following two, but I think they ought to be incarcerated in Tokyo fashion jail.

Miss Unibarse Czech Republic arrived in what can only be described as a pair of “Daisy Dukes”. Nice….. if you’re competing for Miss Uni-whore. Miss Daisy also decided to wear a cross-your-heart contraption that almost resulted in a nip-slip given the Tokyo breeze. It’s clear that good taste has Czecked out of this arrival.

To add insult to injury…. and I use the term loosely…. Miss Unibarse Singapore arrived in what appeared to be a hooded executioner’s getup. Clearly the last person she terminated was her stylist. She might be here to finish off her competition, but that outfit just might have killed that aspiration. And, oh yeah….Miss Singapore also had a nip-slip. Unfortunately, for the horny bastards out there (fortunately for us?), some foliage blocked the areolic mishap.

Can you believe I’m writing about something that never happened? Can you believe you even read this far?

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