SKY BOX COMMENTARY at MISS UNIBARSE 2006

Asia: I’m here in the sky box with our reigning Miss Unibarse, Kuprek. (says hello to Asia). So now that we are nearing the top 5, what do you think the candidates are feeling right now?

Kuprek: I remember being there and feeling very ektagung… ecstatic. It’s amazing how a year of training and meetings and a lot of meditation could lead a girl to a moment like that. It is truly incomprehensible.

Asia: I find it interesting that last year there were a lot of black girls in the top 10 and this year it seems like it’s the orientals that are taking reign… what do you think about that?

Kuprek: That is an interesting observation but I wouldn’t call them black girls, I would call them melanin-infused beings and the orientals, well… I would call them the “rice-girls”… JUST KIDDING! I like rice. Wow… that Jack and cock… I mean Coke is really hitting me now…

Asia: I wish I could have some Jack and…
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! The producers just cut the commentary and went into commercial)

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