Wednesday, June 21, 2006

FINAL JUDGE WALKS OUT OF COMPETITION...ANYONE WANT TO TAKE HIS SPOT?

Miss Unibarse Organization would like to apologize to one of the Preliminary Judges, Mr Alfredo Palma Y Terrado III. His profile and photo were incorrectly posted on our website and was not immediately revised because of some unavoidable circumstances*.

Linda Sinammon of the Sinammon Girls Modeling Agency (SIGMA) who also acts as the executive assistant to the Devil who wears Prada sent us a letter yesterday - written in a pink scented stationary – requesting the resignation of Mr. Terrado as a Preliminary Judge and threaten to sue the Miss Unibarse Organization should we fail to delete all his information including the unflattering picture posted on our website. The SIGMA Modeling Agency maintains its prestige as the most exclusive modeling agency in North America and the picture of Mr. Terrado used illegally and without authorization is a disgrace for the agency.

Still limping and groggy, the poor web editor has to change Mr. Terrado's profile immediately and act upon Mr. Alfred's request for a "Mila's Lechon" (roast pig) as compensation for the punitive and emotional damage it has brought to him.Mr. Terrado is an accomplished actor, he co-starred in film such as "Arayku" (Very Ouch!), "Daig ng Maagap ang Masipag" (The Microwave), and "Homeless Bitch". He is also an accomplished singer and stand up comedian. Just recently, he signed an exclusive contract with SIGMA Modeling Agency and has been the most booked model both in ramp and print ads for the years 2005 and 2006.

Mr. Terrado will soon star in a TV Reality Show which will air soon and will remain unnamed due to very confidential reasons. Be sure to watch for him in LOGO channel, please check your local cable listing if available.Mr. Terrado is the face of Palm Springs. He recently released a set of print ads for the Tourism Department of Palm Springs, California. The ad is called "Cold Shower Under the Palm Spring Sun". See pic.

* unavoidable circumstances include the following .... the web editor just came out to his parents, and he invited them over for 3 weeks because they haven't seen each other for about 5 years and barely two days after they left the web editor has to undergo an emergency surgery.
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30 Comments:

Anonymous Chunli said...

HOW CAN I BE A MODEL FOR SIGMA?

10:36 AM  
Anonymous jerimiah said...

discovery channel called, they want their footage back!

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Mark Taylor said...

Who is this Alfred Terrado anyway? I haven't seen his print ad in palm springs?

10:38 AM  
Anonymous SINAMMON GIRLS MODELLING AGENCY said...

THE ACTUAL RESIGNATION LETTER SHOULD BE SCANNED AND POSTED IN THIS BLOG! MR. TERRADO IS OWED THIS MUCH!

10:39 AM  
Anonymous ABC New Update said...

A spokesperson for the the Cedar Sinai's Department of Mental Health that a patient was able to escape the confines of their institution. The name of the said patient wasn't released to the public but was always referred to as "jerimiah".

Stay tuned for the rest of the story.

10:46 AM  
Anonymous BRYANBOY said...

I LOVE ALFRED

10:48 AM  
Anonymous East Coast Baby said...

Where is palm springs?

10:50 AM  
Anonymous NJBP said...

ang chaka ng mga dolls sa headshots. nyarhahahrharhahrarh.

10:50 AM  
Anonymous PETA said...

next...on Animal Planet......"jerimiah - how maggots mate."

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Heidi Klum said...

We support Alfred Terrado

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Louisiana Girl said...

WE WANT TO SEE THE RESIGNATION LETTER!!!

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Janice Dickinson said...

you'll never make it. you're nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copy cat.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous homeless bitch said...

arayku!

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Palm Springs? Try San Diego ... San Diego Zoo ...

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys are all foolish! this is a make believe pageant!

11:06 AM  
Anonymous MRS. ni Mark Taylor said...

ALFRED... MAGVOLLEYBALL TAYO SA HOLLYWOOD HIGHSCHOOL SA FRIDAY... MAY KNEE PADS NA AKIKO THOMPSON.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous MOTHER said...

DO YOU KNOW WHO BOBITA JONES IS? HE'S THE PERSON WHO SAID PALM SPRINGS IS IN SAN DIEGO.

11:09 AM  
Anonymous PETA said...

We support Alfredo Terrado all the way. He has been and will always be a supporter of our great cause. This photo shoot was done in great taste and no animal was harm in one way or another.

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know alfred! former classmates in HS. i will forward this photo in our yahoo groups.

goodluck in your karir alfred!

11:24 AM  
Anonymous lumalaban ang .... said...

omg! i know him too! we bump into each other one time in the dark and bushy areas of hyperion! we miss you there alfred!

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Joana Erika Medina said...

paul, bongga ang message board na to... winner. nice seeing you at the gym again. by the way, bridesmaid ka sa kasal ko kay Mark Taylor.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous PAUL REMULLA said...

MARK TAYLOR... ANAKAN MO AKO!

11:51 AM  
Anonymous BNTM drop out said...

i understand how tragic this is! i was one of the top 3 finalist in bacolod's next top model... we were all eliminated at the same time because of contract violation... we ambushed the photographers!

12:52 PM  
Anonymous jerimiah 2 said...

shamu called, she wants her photo taken away from this website.

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there are too much haters in this blog. i say, take this posting out.

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no... don't take this posting out... maybe you just need to chill. or probably not comment at all. we want more postings like this.

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

obviously you're the one who needs the chill pill, i can tell you're one of the haters.

3:56 PM  
Anonymous PETA said...

jerimiah - wanted for abuse of animal rights.

STOP SHAMU ABUSE! STOP SAN DIEGO ZOO ABUSE!

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Toto's lechon manok said...

so when are we going to Sea World to have a picnic, watch Shamu and enjoy Mila's lechon?

7:51 AM  
Anonymous Jeng said...

I've modelled with Alfred and I must say, he's very professional. Such a chameleon! SIGMA is a very exclusive agency and doesn't just take anyone - only top models.

4:42 PM  

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