MISS SOUTH AFRICA COLLAPSES DURING PHOTO SHOOT

The whole management and production crew of F&G and Tiara productions recieved alarming news yesterday that Miss South Africa Unibarse 2006 collapsed during the headshot competition of Miss Unibarse 2006. Organizers sent paramedic Ken and go-go dancer 'Billy' from Puerto Rico to aid the fallen beauty. While the paramedics were on route, Miss South Africa Unibarse was aided by Kuprek Nerti, Miss Unibarse 2005, who happens to be the the chaperone of all the delegated during the shoot. Reporters interviewed witnesses on the scene including photographer and stylist of the headshot competition F&G, and this is what they found out.

"Miss South Africa was doing very well during the photo shoot... she was 'working it' like the crowning was today! She was FIERCE!" "To add more drama to the shoot we decided to turn on the industrial fan..as we turned the fan on maximum...PLOP goes Miss SA hitting her head on the light fixture." Other delegates who are waiting for their turn to be photographed had these disturbing statements about the accident. As per the delegates request, they would like to be 'anonymous' to not hurt their chances during the competition.

"That could have been ME! I was next in line...that bitch sure knows how to work it...she was a GENIUS!" (Anonymous from Europe) "Uhm, where's South Africa...isn't that an island?" (Anonymous from Central America) "I hope she recovers well, she borrowed my gown and I need it back!" (Anonymous from Asia) "Accident?!? There was an accident?!? Was it Venezuela or Mexico?!?...oh, darn! By the way, do you know what kind of food Mexico is allergic to...?!? (Anonymous from Africa)

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